{"product_id":"dudes-with-the-smallest-pee-pees-have-the-most-f-cked-up-attitudes-sweatshirt-calm-down-push-pop-thsw092102","title":"Dudes With The Smallest Pee Pees Have The Most F*cked Up Attitudes Sweatshirt | Calm Down Push Pop","description":"\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\"When words fail, let your sweatshirt do the talking.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eWe all know the type. The ones whose egos are as fragile as glass, but whose attitudes are loud enough to shake a room. Instead of wasting your breath arguing with fragile masculinity, let this sweatshirt handle the conversation for you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eThis \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\"Calm Down Push Pop\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e sweatshirt is the ultimate wearable comeback. Featuring bold, black block lettering that reads: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\"DUDES WITH THE SMALLEST PEE PEES HAVE THE MOST F\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eCKED UP ATTITUDES. CALM DOWN PUSH POP.\"* — it cuts through the noise with brutal honesty and sharp sarcasm.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eThis isn't just apparel; it's a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003estatement of unapologetic attitude\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e. It’s for the women with thick skin, a sharp wit, and zero tolerance for nonsense. Wear it to brunch, to the bar, to a concert, or just lounging at home. Wherever you go, you'll be serving major \"don't mess with me\" energy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eWhy you'll love it:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eClassic Fit:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Comfortable crewneck design with long sleeves. Perfect for layering or wearing on its own. Unisex sizing available for a relaxed, oversized look.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003ePremium Fabric:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Made from a soft, breathable cotton-poly blend that feels great against the skin while keeping you warm.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eDurable Print:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e High-quality screen-printed graphics that won't crack, peel, or fade after washing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eVersatile Style:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e The crisp white base makes it incredibly easy to style. 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For an oversized, \"cozy\" look (perfect for the \"no-pants\" aesthetic), size up one or two sizes. Please refer to the detailed Size Chart at the bottom of the page.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eWashing Instructions:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eDo not bleach. 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